[24 hours until the typhoon arrives]
What shall we eat tonight?
Let's make a wish.
I hope that we'll have dinner to eat when we get home.
Is this the Snail Girl? (Story where a snail turns into a girl to make dinner for a young farmer every day).
As an angel, am I coming just like this?
[Angel???]
[Arrived alone]
[Directly inputing the passcode]
[Wei Daxun - temporary guest]
Where are they?
What does this mean? Hello?
[Where are the people?]
["KEEP OFF"]
Is nobody here?
Where are they?
I'll make them a meal before they come back.
[First stir-fry from Northeast China]
Oh, my.
[What did Daxun find?]
Oh, my. [An unexpected "surprise"]
Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my. [An unexpected "surprise"]
[This is too difficult for me]
Do I have to wash the dishes before I cook?
[The housework man's engine]
This is not right. This...
It shouldn't be like this. [It shouldn't be like this]
How come no one washed it? [How come no one washed it?]
This pile here...What is this?
Did I come here to be their housekeeper? [Did I come here to be their housekeeper?]
I've figured it out. This house is short of an hourly worker. [I've figured it out]
It's time for the show team to come out and help me, right?
[Sorry, the user you've called our for has rejected]
No one is helping me.
No one spoke.
I'm really devastated.
What can I cook?
What? Why is this in English?
I don't understand.
Is there no oil?
This is the end.
There's no curry sauce either.
There's no oil.
[#Online question, how am I supposed to cook without oil?]
Hotpot seasoning contains oil. [Hot pot seasoning]
This is a survival show.
Alright.
[I bite] [I bite] [I bite]
[Boiled meat]
Scrambled eggs with tomatoes.
Come on, baby.
[The meat escaped]
[Boiled sliced meat] [Chilli stir-fried meat] [Big bowl of thick noodles] [Scrambled eggs with tomatoes]
Let me keep a record of this with my phone.
It's done.
The meal is finished.
The "husband" still hasn't returned.
[From a stay-at-home "housewife"'s hidden bitterness]
It feels like that. [From a stay-at-home "housewife"'s hidden bitterness]
It's all in English. I don't understand.
[Re-cooking the dinner of love]
Come back soon.
The typhoon is coming.
We're almost home.
What's this smell?
The aroma of a meal.
Is there really a Snail Girl? Is there really a Snail Girl?
It smells good. [Accepting the call of a delicious aroma]
It smells great.
There's definitely someone cooking.
It smells great. [It was me, your majesty]
It really does smell great.
There's also a suitcase.
There's a suitcase?
Is it a temporary guest? [Rushing over after hearing the news]
Hello, hello, hello.
-It's Wei Daxun, whom we're familar with. -Hello, hello.
Your shop has gotten one more person.
[Flower Daxun is here as a guest]
Why did you guys...come back so late? [Obedient] [Humble]
The meal was ready at 6 p.m.
Why didn't you come to the shop to find us?
The typhoon is coming. So, I made you guys dinner.
Thank you.
You guys, from in the morning...
I was wondering what this was.
This pile is...
[The introductory gift is very unique]
We made a wish in the morning, for someone to wash the dishes for us.
And then you washed them for us, right? [You're pretty, so you can say all you want]
I've washed them for so long.
How could there be so many dishes?
I realized that this house really needs a man.
What? What? What? What?
It needs a man.
[Needs a man] [Needs a man]
Excuse me, you two...
He's complaining about the guys in our team now.
I didn't mean that. I've only just arrived.
Are you dividing into different sides now? [Watching a show, she's not taking this seriously]
Eat, eat. The food is cooling down.
Let's eat, let's eat, let's eat.
Is this house typhoon-proof?
I don't know.
I've never encountered a typhoon before.
Neither have I.
The only time I did was in Shanghai.
What level was the one in Shanghai?
Twelve?
- This is sixteen. - Really? [Strongest typhoon of the year]
Before we went shopping at the supermarket, [Strongest typhoon of the year]
we didn't realize how tense and nervous the atmosphere was.
Was there nothing left in the supermarket?
-Yeah. It's empty. -Really?
There was basically nothing.
Yeah. It was empty.
I wonder, if at night, the windows...
Definitely. No one is going to sleep tonight.
The typhoon won't arrive until tomorrow night.
Wasn't it today? [There's one day left until what you're feeling nervous about]
How am I going to leave the day after tomorrow? [There's one day left until what you're feeling nervous about]
You can't leave. You can't leave.
Daxun, is your English name Hagibis?
Hagibis? Are you saying that I'm a typhoon?
When the typhoon comes, so do you.
-When the typhoon leaves, so do you. -You're leave too. Yeah.
I'll leave a while after it leaves.
I might not dare to leave with it.
[A lonely connoisseur]
[Stare]
[Why are they staring at me?]
Mai Mai, don't you think we were funny just now?
Laugh.
Don't you know that I have a delay?
Yeah, hasn't your delay ended yet?
I've been waiting for a while.
You have a longer reflex arc today than you did two days ago.
This scrambled egg with tomato is delicious. [Forcefully changing the topic]
Really, younger sister?
Do you like it?
What?
[Expectant]
I can teach you if you like it. [Are you surprised?]
Weren't you going to say, "Older brother will cook it again for you"?
Yes, I was waiting for that.
[Full marks for his trap]
I thought, that coming here,
I would be able to experience working as a sales assistant.
I didn't expect to come here and cook.
Then, there will be a typhoon coming tomorrow. [Cook dinner]
I have to cook for another day. [Cook dinner] [Cook dinner]
Really. You came to attend a fashion program,
you've encountered a typhoon and didn't get to come to the shop.
Can I see what the shop looks like? Can I take a photo in front of it?
[Signal sent] [Successfully received]
Stay in the shop. [Successfully received]
Stay behind, stay behind, stay behind, stay behind.
Alright, you're online today.
What is this hissing?
"What is this hissing?" [The biggest crisis in his career]
No, I just want you to stay,
so I started beatboxing for you.
We have to flatter him.
Do it again.
We weren't prepared before.
Okay. Are you ready? [Starting up again]
Yes.
[What next?]
What are you doing? Where are the sound effects?
- One more time, one more time. - One more time. We'll do it well this time.
Okay. [Preparing his emotions...]
You did it too early!
Give us a hint.
When exactly is the right time? [#How to be get a passing grade as an audience for a rap performance]
I'll start by saying "Hello,
"I'm a beatbox performer.
"I'm starting now." And then...and I start.
When should we shout then? [Confirming the signal]
You guys, when I...
Start to shout when I make the first heavy base note.
What is heavy bass? What is heavy bass? [Chasing close behind with questions]
[This audience is too hard to teach]
It's..."dong". "Dong". [This audience is too hard to teach]
We wait for "dong", "deng dong", "deng dong". [Class representative - an incisive conclusion]
Okay, okay. Alright.
Hello, everyone. I'm a B-box player.
I'll start my performance now.
[Laughing as he waits for the signal]
Start "deng dong"-ing now.
[Poof]
[Such a girly "poof"]
- It's over. - Where was the "dong"?
It was there.
Where was it?!
Good! Good! Good!
Thank you, thank you.
I'm tearing up from laughing.
I really can't. It's so difficult. For real.
I don't think there is a sound known as "dong".
I'll show you how a real hip-hop show starts.
Give us a short piece. -
Start with the verse. b - Okay. Here we go.
What does "verse" mean?
What are you doing?
What's going on?
Scratch.
"Che-ga", "che-ga" (Disc scratching sounds).
Yeah!The sound of scratching is like that.
-"Che-ga", "che-ga". - Right. "Che-ga", "che-ga".
DJ, let's get it. Yeah!
[Roadside pirated disc] [Original disc]
[Did I not do it accurately?]
What are these sounds?
Cut this out for me.
I mean it. I've got another stain on my life now.
I'm telling you now.
How about this? You perform it. I will beatbox for you. Okay?
Okay.
Yo, what's up? This is Fox.
DJ, drop the beat.
["Che-ga", "che-ga"]
♪ I raise my glass and drink this bowl of celebration wine ♪ [Rhyme x1]
♪ I sit on my horse and walk towards Tiger Mountain ♪ [Rhyme x2]
♪ The gentleman hereby vows never to turn back ♪
-I forgot the words. Sorry. -Not bad.
-I forgot the words. -Not bad, it wasn't bad.
I feel like I was about to run out of breath, you know?
DJ, drop the beat. [Copying the introduction]
"Che-ga", "che-ga"... [Copying the introduction]
-And then? -You know, you get started then.
[Self-made stereo surround sounds]
He even echoed himself.
Hey, yo! [Hey, yo]
♪ We've come to Northeast China ♪
♪ With Northeastern "dang" ♪ ["Dang"]
♪ With Northwestern men, our Northeastern dishes ♪
[Dish]
♪ Dishes of Northeast China are really tasty ♪ [Adding in freestyle]
♪ People of Northeast China are really pretty ♪ [Adding in freestyle]
Very good, very good.
Good. Awesome.
Not bad, not bad, not bad.
I think everyone has warmed up and are ready.
Let's go for karaoke.
Okay, boss.
Let's go for karaoke.
Okay, boss.
Let's start with "Big Bowl of Thick Noodles."
Okay.
[After-dinner music party]
If there is any "dong" sounds in your song, we will applaud.
Wait for "dong", wait for "dong". [Signal for flattery: "dong", "dong", "dong"]
[Warm up beforehand]
[Waiting for "dong"] [Waiting for "dong"] [Waiting for "dong"]
[Where is my "dong"?]
♪ This bowl is big ♪
♪ Don't cause trouble for being conceited ♪
♪ To tell the truth, ♪
♪ this big bowl of thick noodles is also very expensive ♪
♪ Don't talk yet ♪
♪ I don't want to give you a chance to diss ♪
♪ Let's go our separate ways ♪
Make some cheers, cheers. [Go!]
[Passionately calling]
♪ I've drifted on the four seas all my life ♪
♪ I'm over this life ♪
♪ The bright moon is hung high in the sky flawlessly ♪
Boost, boost. One, two, three.
♪ How many opportunities are there in life? ♪
Thank you, everyone. Thank you, everyone. Thank you, everyone.
Switch to the next song.
Next song, next song.
Let's choose one of Baby's favorite song.
A song from Jay Chou.
Do you know how to sing "Half-beast Human"?
Any will do. [She knows all of her idol's songs]
-Do you know how to sing "Half-best Human"? -Yes. Come on.
- "Che-ga", "che-ga". - "Che-ga", "che-ga".
Drop the beat.
Pay attention to your rhythm.
Pay attention to your tempo.
Drop the beat, DJ.
What should I do now?
No one is directing me.
Do as you like, do as you like.
Look, drop the beat.
-Is this it? -Yes.
I get it. After I listen to this song, I'll know it. [Crash course for scratching]
I'll understand what you've taught me today. [Crash course for scratching - graduated]
♪ There is... ♪
[Too early]
You were too early!
DJ, drop the beat. [Forcefully starting again]
♪ There are no more pure white souls since humans degenerated into half-beast humans ♪
-♪ I started using first person pronouns ♪ -Not bad, Daxun.
♪ And keep a record of everything happening in front of my eyes ♪
♪ On the morning when the blood forest wakes up, ♪
♪ there is possibilities for any kind of invasion ♪
♪ I repeat it with an old spell ♪
♪ Singing for the souls to find their roots ♪
♪ Facing the evil kiss of the devil's kingdom, ♪
♪ I turn around to not be tainted ♪
♪ Maintaining the symbol of pure whiteness ♪
♪ Then return to human form ♪
Let us–
[Too] [Early] [Again]
One more time.
♪ Let the souls of the half-beast humans roll ♪
♪ Take away the cruelty ♪
♪ Recall the process of transforming into a beast ♪
♪ Let the eyes of the half-beast human be pure ♪
♪ Rather than being greedy for eternity ♪
♪ Only being loyal to violence ♪
♪ Let the souls of the half-beast humans roll ♪
♪ Stop the hatred, the endless wars ♪
♪ Let the eyes of the half-beast human be pure ♪
♪ Use a humble identity when facing the ancient gods ♪
♪ Use the nunchaku quickly ♪
♪ The benevolent are invincible ♪
♪ Who is practicing Taichi so brilliantly? ♪
♪ Use the nunchaku quickly ♪
♪ If I had mastered Qigong ♪
♪ I would fly on the eaves and walk on the wall ♪
♪ Be an honest and upright person, completely righteous ♪
Why doesn't your microphone have sound?
It's too quiet.
The more I sing, the quieter the voice gets.
It seems to be at maximum volume.
Oh, no. Is it out of battery?
The KTV event is over. [Living room KTV was forced to shut down business]
One should wear red for New Year's.
You're in red, too.
Let's go. Time for work.
How about we write a song today?
What is this? [Producer Wu is online]
It is for making music. [Producer Wu is online]
-Did you create "Big Bowl of Thick Noodles" with it? -Yes.
- Tonight, let's go again for... - Again? Scratching?
Scratching version of "Big Bowl of Thick Noodles."
Enter into your musical state.
Okay, I'll enter into my musical state first.
Are you okay?
[Completely insincere concern]
Excuse me.
You're having too much fun.
Come on, babies. [Three people's gaming competition party]
One, two, three, scoop!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
What kind of angel is this? [The headphones can't cut out the noise but concentration can]
-He works so hard. -I feel inferior to him.
Really.
I want to go back and read books for a while.
You're so inspiring.
I'm leaving then.
Okay.
Bye bye.
[Work hard] [Mai Mai who is also diligent]
[Immersive production continues]
Old, old, old, old. [Old] [Old] [Old] [Old]
Old grandma, grandma, grandma. [Old] [Grandma] [Grandma] [Grandma]
Old grandma. [What am I hearing?]
[Do you understand what he's singing?] [I don't understand] [Let's stay as ordinary people]
[Attracted by the rhythm]
It's finally done. [His production is coming into shape]
Kris, come play a game.
Okay, okay. I'm coming.
I'm good at kart.
Alright, alright. It's starting, everyone!
The game we're playing tonight is [Racers' fight for first place competition]
Formula One F1 sports-car's kart version.
On the left is competitor number one.
Hello, everyone. I'm Mario. [Mario]
Hello, everyone. I'm just an ordinary villager.
Hello, everyone. I am a tortoise.
-You're a tortoise? -I am a tortoise.
I'm representing black Shy Guy.
Get ready. The competition is starting.
Okay.
[Mario – Angelababy] [Black Shy Guy – Kris] [Villager – Daxun] [Bowser – Fox]
After a whistle, the first thing we see is the tortoise on the motorbike
the tortoise riding on a motorbike! [Bowser]
Okay, at this moment...this moment, Shy Guy hits a wall.
Well, at this time, I, the commentator tonight, come first.
The high-speed track is also very particular about the beauty of the players.
Right.
Such a boring commentary.
[Villager] [Bomb] [Mario]
Everyone is ahead of me! Ahead of me! I'm fourth!
[Ambushed me?]
The game is continuing on nervously.
Who threw it at me? So annoying.
Mario, come on!
Let's watch and see!
Entering the last bend,
our villager is far ahead in first place.
In this match, our Mario is going really, really fast.
Now, I have a bomb.
I'm aiming right at Mario
and sent her the bomb.
No, no, no, no, no! [Accidentally got hurt]
Okay.
Mario has overtaken me! Oh, my!
Mario is going to fight back.
Okay. Mario has reached first place.
Mario is in second place.
♪ Let me draw a dragon on the left ♪
♪ And draw a rainbow on the right ♪
Let me interview the villager.
In fact, I have a lot to say,
but I think the competition is still going on.
So, good luck, everyone.
I hope you can surpass me and work hard.
He made a very provocative remark.
Now, let me ask...
Finally, it's Mario's turn.
Does Mario have confidence?
Okay.
Okay, thanks.
Sorry.
Mario is quite good at it now.
Yes.
From looking at her skills,
it's not the kind...
One more round. [Declaring a challenge in person]
Okay, okay.
I finally know how to play.
I feel like you can drift now.
I don't accept this defeat!
Okay, okay.
In the second round, I choose Banana Peel.
Okay. Alright.
As the light turns green and the whistle rings,
the players rush over the starting line.
The whistle rings.
Who did you learn such a smooth catchphrase from?
Go. Throw it. [The professional commentary is online]
Go. Nitrogen acceleration.
You're perfect for commentary.
Now we can see that Mario is in 7th place,
which is also second from the bottom.
It's really tense at this very moment.
Mario, go!
Now, we can see Mari competitor's head
is turning with her car.
When the car turns a corner,
she turns her head as well.
She switched from seventh to last place.
She's still trying desperately to catch up.
Give her some encouragement.
At this moment, the competition is in the last round.
Mario, at top right-hand corner,
will in last place for this round.
Mario is in tenth place.
Let's immediately interview the player,
who came last in this round.
♪ I want to cry, but I can't ♪
♪ When my yearning has become an ocean ♪
Today's game is over.
-That's all. -OK.
You've started to write music? [Today's competition has finished]
Yes.
-I'm going to take a bath. OK.
- Goodnight. - Goodnight.
When can we listen to it?
You can listen. You can listen to it now.
Fox, come here. It sounds great.
-Really? -Yes.
You like it?
This sounds amazing.
I think we can record it.
We can record it now.
Fox, record it.
Find any kind of feeling.
Freestyle.
- Freestyle. - Casually do a freestyle.
Okay.
♪ If you love it, this week ♪ [Rhyme x1]
♪ hurry and purchase some limited edition items for ♪ [Rhyme x2] [Rhyme x3]
♪ our FOURTRY, stuff the money into the pocket ♪ [Rhyme x4] [Rhyme x5]
♪ The items that you want are completely unique ♪
This feels very good.
Okay, it's your turn.
I can do it.
I'll sing just a line.
Come, listen to the melody.
Just sing as you like, okay?
Sing as you like.
I've never recorded a song. How exciting!
How do I wear this?
It's starting.
♪ No matter how much I say, ♪
♪ I'm just your bartender ♪
♪ No matter how much I say, ♪
♪ I'm just your bartender ♪
♪ No matter how much I say, ♪
♪ I'm just your bartender ♪
That's it.
It's kind of interesting.
Well done. That was great.
Are you going to write the song like this?
Sure. I'll record your voice and those of all guests,
Will, Angelababy and Jinmai in this program.
Okay, okay. Send me the demo later.
I'll write in my lyrics later. [The thousand voice collection - booked]
-OK. -Can you edit it out?
Certainly. I'm serious.
I can cut it out for you now,
to tell you the truth.
It just takes a bit of time.
Did you extend it? [Weakly asking a question]
This song lasts only more than one minute. It's too short.
If there is no other option, I'll loop it.
He means to repeat it.
In this case, it'll be 4 minutes. It's too short.
Yes.
Okay.
♫ No matter how much I say, ♫
♫ I'm just your bartender ♫ [The singer of this vocal part]
♫ No matter how much I say, ♫
♫ I'm just your bartender ♫
♫ If you love it, this week ♫ [Fox's rapping part]
♫ hurry and purchase some limited items for ♫ [Fox's rapping part]
♫ our FOURTRY, stuff the money into the pocket ♫ [Fox's rapping part]
♫ The items that you want are completely unique ♫
- It's finished. - It's finished.
-Do you like it? -That's it. It's cool.
I like it very much.
It sounds great.
Kris Wu, how much is the microphone?
Guess it.
I won't. When I leave a few days later,
I'll take it by the way.
It's a very important microphone for me,
because I recorded "Big Bowl of Thick Noodles"
and "Dawn" with it.
I recorded all songs with it.
You recorded "Big Bowl of Thick Noodles"
indoor first by yourself.
Yes. In fact I'm just here for inspiration.
I'll record it when it is quiet or when no one
is talking around me.
But I think "Big Bowl of Thick Noodles" is quite great.
Did you write it alone?
Yes Well, but actually many people have
asked me about this song.
No. In fact, I'm curious about the lyrics in it.
For example, I've drifted all over the world and let the present be this life.
-It's really profound. -Yes.
Because I think people with similar experience will understand it.
Many people told me that
they were very happy to sing
"Big Bowl of Thick Noodles."
Actually, I was not so happy when I wrote it.
Do you understand it? As a man,
I even make fun of myself.
Yes.
It was a big turning point in his life.
People in the circle
first treated him with prejudice.
Later, gradually
they changed their views on him.
I've seen it with my own eyes.
Sometimes that's what it is like.
People in different walks of life
meet different difficulties and problems,
but I want to tell you something by making fun of myself.
I think we need it,
so I explain it in a simple way.
As I've drifted all over the world
and seen so many things this life,
I mentally let go of it.
Through this song for you,
I want to tell that as I've seen the world,
what happened at the present won't impact me.
The bright moon is hung high in the sky.
Yes.
I'm tired.
Come on.
The highest alert for heavy rain was issued in Yamanashi and Nagano.
Here is the typhoon alert.
The fourth-class alert for river flooding,
which means we have to be evacuated.
Go downstairs and have a look. Will you?
Go.
Now the four of us are really in a dangerous situation.
How miserable I am!
My legs.
What's wrong with you?
Hurry up.
He is crazy.
If we use an umbrella in this way, our legs will get wet.
Only by walking in this way can we avoid it.
Then you can walk in that way.
Go, man.
Go.
It's so cool.
It's really great.
This is our own brand.
But I seldom wear hoodies.
Buy it for your boyfriend.
I have no boyfriend.
And here is a white one.
I also want to buy two ones.
Are you here for providing service or for shopping?
Spend all of it tonight.
If we can't, I'll look down on us.
Let me check it.
Four is four.(Chinese tongue twister)
Ten is ten.(Chinese tongue twister)
Spit no grape skins while eating grapes. (Chinese tongue twister)
So cute.
This massage... There're knots.
The intensity is great.
I'll tell you the truth.
He's like a soulless delivery machine.
Kris just cared whether they would buy it.
Did all of them buy?
No.
As long as the customers are told that
there is only one,
they'll feel that they must buy it.
We found two ones are left in the warehouse.
So did you lie to me back then?